So earlier today I had a "I NEED TO GO TO CANADA" meltdown.
It usually involves me falling face first into a pillow and screaming. All of this is found highly entertaining by others as I haven't been to Canada since I was five and I only remember dolphins. Now why I associate Canada with dolphins is beyond me, but I do. And I've always wanted to go back. Except now I've found something better than dolphins that Canada supposedly has. I call them up and ask them if it's true:
I basically got this in reply:
So I tried harder:
And that is how I found a way into Canada for a week. Well, not exactly. But it's pretty close.
